Anonymous asked, "Your writing (regardless of fandom) makes me want to roll around on the ground and cry a lot, but in the best kind of way! But you are 90% to blame for my opinion of bluebloods/vampires shifting from 'uninteresting' to wearing a shirt that reads PRESIDENT OF THE PROBLEMATIC FAVE FANCLUB, and whenever we talk, I inevitably end up laughing at my phone in public, which are both things that are clearly terrible. CLEARLY."
:0!!! I SWEAR SOMEDAY I’LL WRITE HAPPIER THINGS, ANON. But in the meantime, I’m glad it’s a good kind of rolling/crying. (I’ll never be over gay wizard tragedies either, and they’re all my/the dice’s fault.)
Another innocent person trapped in the blueblood trash palace! WHEN WILL IT END. Honestly, lowbloods need more love everywhere so I’m really glad for all that you do—at the same time, though, I am so incredibly flattered that I’m 90% responsible for such a shift in opinion, omg???
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FUNNY TO YOU. I will destroy your reputation as a mysterious and stoic person who never laughs one of these days!!
Anonymous asked, "Still vaguely worried over embarrassing myself in front of you but WHEN HAS THAT EVER TRULY STOPPED ME from talking to someone who I think is super cool and welcoming and an alarmingly quality writer??"
Anon that I certainly do not know the identity of, I’m confident that I’ve embarrassed myself in front of you so many more times than you ever have. 8’) DEFINITELY NEVER LET IT STOP YOU TALKING TO ME.
“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”
“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”
“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”
“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”
